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funnyordie:

Twitter’s Best Reactions to that Extremely Graphic Photo Sent by @USAirways

Please remain seated until the pilot has turned on the lights and everyone has put all their clothes back on.

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OMG I just laughed so hard and I’m parked outside a scary biker bar and they heard me and they’re staring now

Reblogged from Funny Or Die
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There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

Reblogged from Illuminaces
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Real lyrics

'Cause I’m unhappy
Cry alone if you feel like you’re under a collapsed roof
‘Cause I’m unhappy
Cry alone if you feel like happiness is a spoof
‘Cause I’m unhappy
Cry alone if you know what sadness is to you
‘Cause I’m unhappy
Clap along if you feel like that’s all that’s left to you

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iminstitches442:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

lovelikeogkush:

This is too raw

Whoever makes these is not even in the general area of fucking around

These are actually quite true in everyday possible to me.

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haus-of-ill-repute:

Monk throws a needle through glass.

At first I was like, “That’s not Tony Shalhoub…”

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durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

Seriously, this is like an entrapment version of the Darwin Awards.

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captainjaybuscus:

nerdinessboundaries:

candle-lit-fornication:

hazelgranger:

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair

Or running their fingers down your back.

Unless you thought you were alone.

And now, the weather.